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“Like if I were to sit down and think, “OK, I’m really famous, how am I going to conduct myself in public?” I wouldn’t know who that person would be! It would be a lot easier if I could, but I can’t.”

There’s this issue you’re not allowed to discuss: that women are needy. Men can go for longer, more happily, without women. That’s the truth. We don’t, as little boys, play at being married - we try to avoid it for as long as possible. Meanwhile women are out there hunting for husbands.

Steven Moffat on Female Characters. (x)

Think about this next time you decide to praise his “not sexist” writing.

(via chartyourowncourse)

“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.”

-Tina Fey

drinkingloverspit:

I just found my 4 years old brother hiding behind the fridge whispering “I love you, I love you like nothing else” to a slice of chocolate cake.

A great way to learn about your country is to leave it.
Henry Rollins (via thenocturnals)

As a ten-year-old I imagined I’d marry Robert Plant of Led Zeppelin. I loved him immortally. Later I got to know him. As we were sitting in the studio eating our indian fast food, he really asked me to marry him. He probably tells that seven women a day. And I believe he thinks he is King Arthur. I rejected his offer.

Tori Amos

“He probably tells that seven women a day.”

(via earstorm)

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